Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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