he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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