Pappa wants mamma naked
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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