Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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