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you would pick up someone in the library
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
you made out with another girl for some wings
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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