Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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