Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
this boner is exhausting
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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