I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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