ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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