Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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