she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
