Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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