I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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