I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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