I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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