Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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