After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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