let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
