Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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