He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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