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She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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