this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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