Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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