YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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