Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself