I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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