I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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