Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
