My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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