It's Friday. Sex?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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