i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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