Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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