Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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