thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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