Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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