My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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