he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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