I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My bed smells like the plague
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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