"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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