ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
smell my finger.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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