too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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