sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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