But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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