The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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