maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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