Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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