Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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