he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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