this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The struggles of a small town man whore
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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