My friends, they love my intelligence
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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