You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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