i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
