My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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