that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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