As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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