Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
one might say we're banned from that church
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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