I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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